Is Scott Brown the Most Normal Man in America?
Jay Leno is known for being middle-of-the-road. But compared to Scott Brown, Leno is a gay hippie communist smoking hash out in weirdo Los Angeles. Brown was on Leno tonight, and he set a new standard for normality. MORE >>
No Bonus? No Problem! Goldman Sachs Offers Mortgages to Cash-Strapped Bankers
Wall Street is cutting back on cash bonuses, which means paper-rich banksters are forced to choose between preschool tuition and new wine cellars until their restricted shares mature. Goldman Sachs is lending a hand by offering mortgages to its staff. MORE >>
Rich Lady Wants You and Your Grubby Shoes to Know She Is Not a Bad Hostess
Suzanne Murphy hates shoes and grime. She hates them so much that an invitation to a recent party said no shoes allowed. She is not ashamed because she she loves her "super comfy" carpets. MORE >>
The Literary Manboys of New York City
In today's New York Times, we met John Bowe, a 42-year-old writer and bachelor who fell in love for the first time at age 39—in Saipan. It didn't work out. Not surprising, since he's the quintessential Literary Manboy. MORE >>
Former John Edwards Aide Discusses His Boss' Sex Tape
We told you about the John Edwards sex tape that will make you say "whoa" on Monday. Now, his former aide and Rielle Hunter affair fallguy Andrew Young has talked about it. MORE >>
J.D. Salinger, Author
Reclusive author J. D. Salinger has died. He was 91. Salinger, creator of Holden Caulfield and the Glass family, was an unofficial spokesman for every alienated or precocious teenager in the English-speaking world. MORE >>
The Day the Indies Died: Miramax Closes Its Doors
It is with heavy hand and heavy heart that we inform you today of the death of Miramax. The once-proud indie studio was 31 years old. MORE >>
A Treasury of Celebrity Mom 'Advice'
Former US Weekly editor Janice Min got a book deal to write From Mousewife to Momshell: The Rules and Celebrity Secrets for Being a Thinner, Younger, and Sexier Mom. What a great idea! We'd like to propose some entries. MORE >>
Actually, Yes, I Do Mind Taking Off My Shoes
There is nothing worse than arriving at someone's home — especially for a fancy, high-society party — and being asked if you mind taking off your shoes. Yes, I mind. It is disgusting and it needs to stop. MORE >>
Barack Obama's State of the Union Was Awesome
Barack Obama's first State of the Union was not a particularly soaring or pretty speech. But it was really the model every future president should look to when composing their own. MORE >>
American Idol: Barney Does Dallas
You know what we are not supposed to mess with? Texas. There is to be no messing in or around Texas. None. So wait. Why then was American Idol blustering through Dallas, shaming people horribly last night? MORE >>
The Dangers of Copying and Pasting: Fox Newser Tweets Hooker Website (Updated Pics!)
The problem with condensed Twitter URLs: You can't see where they go. White House correspondent Major Garrett tweeted a URL last night, and it went to a Vegas call girl website. Vegas, where some White House folks go next month. MORE >>
Who Is Donatella Versace's Topless, Sun-Scorched Doppelgänger?
Paparazzi have mistaken this lady for Donatella at least four times. Rumor has it she's an "Italian countess who has had a home on St. Bart's for over ten years." An investigation into Fake Donatella, and telling the two apart. MORE >>
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