Friday, February 12, 2010

David Paterson Tries to Escape His 'Kafkaesque Scenario' on Larry King and more...

Fri Feb 12 2010
mysteries
David Paterson Tries to Escape His 'Kafkaesque Scenario' on Larry King

When Larry King asked David Paterson tonight if his blindness made it hard for him to read the tabloid headlines about a story he claims doesn't exist, we understood the true meaning of "Kafkaesque". MORE >>

POSTED: Thu Feb 11 2010 22:41



obits
The Alexander McQueen Tributes

Alexander McQueen's death has inspired an outpouring of tributes from the fashion world. (Also, thanks to Kate Moss, we learned his real first name.) MORE >>

POSTED: Thu Feb 11 2010 16:07



internal memos
Cornell Braces for Deadhead Hippie Invasion

Cornell students just received an email from the University Police, warning them about an imminent, and dangerous, threat to their safety: Deadheads. Hey, we'd be nervous too. MORE >>

POSTED: Thu Feb 11 2010 14:01



making it
Betty White's Breasts Are the Secret to Hollywood Success

In honor of Betty White's "moment," we bring you this story of how aspiring comedienne Julia Wolov used a night of imagined passion with the former Golden Girl to open the doors of Hollywood. MORE >>

POSTED: Thu Feb 11 2010 13:11



gay marriage
Marc Jacobs Husband Confirms Marriage, Penis Size

We got a hold of the BUTT Magazine's upcoming interview with Jacob's adorable husbear Lorenzo Martone and he says they were married in St. Barts over New Years even though they previously denied it. Also, Lorenzo says he's hung! MORE >>

POSTED: Thu Feb 11 2010 12:40



breaking
Humongo Explosion Rocks Sixth Ave.

A Radio Shack on Sixth Avenue and 19th St. in Manhattan has been totally destroyed after a manhole explosion at about 11:30 reportedly "sparked a transformer fire." Looks seriously apocalyptic. Daily Intel got this amazing photo; aftermath photos below. MORE >>

POSTED: Thu Feb 11 2010 12:11



recaps
The Real World: A Truly Detestable Detente

Of all the peace accords in all the world, the most inane was made between two warring factions in a house at 2000 S St, NW. Here is transcript from their negotiations as arbitrated by Secretary of State Hilary Clinton. MORE >>

POSTED: Thu Feb 11 2010 12:01



recaps
American Idol: Doing It in a Group Is Better Than Doing It Alone

Hollywood Week has ended its first week! Yes, there's more than one week to this single week. Similarly, all the American Idols are German. It's just how things work — time bends, reflections change — in Ryan Seacrest's imagination world. MORE >>

POSTED: Thu Feb 11 2010 11:39



deaths
Alexander McQueen Is Dead

In a tragic start to New York Fashion Week, supremely talented 40-year-old British fashion designer Alexander McQueen was found dead today at his apartment in London. He reportedly committed suicide. MORE >>

POSTED: Thu Feb 11 2010 10:22



editors from hell
From the Belly of the Daily Beast: The Onerous Apparatus of Tina Brown's Website

Tina Brown, legendary magazine editor, rules over the Daily Beast just like she did her magazines: arbitrary deadlines, grueling "closings" and reams of printed proofs. Her glossy approach to the Web is, naturally, driving staff insane. MORE >>

POSTED: Thu Feb 11 2010 09:00



polls
No More Surveys About Sarah Palin Please

A survey has revealed that the majority of Americans think Sarah Palin is unqualified to be president. This survey wildly misses the point of Sarah Palin, and the tea party movement she inspires - both are ideological, not political. MORE >>

POSTED: Thu Feb 11 2010 06:55



real estate porn
A Guided Tour of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter's Future Love Den

The National Enquirer says John Edwards proposed to Rielle Hunter and is buying a $3.5M beach house. Now that we've found the real estate listing, a guide to the custom mahogany cabinetry (that's yuppie for "marital bliss") that lies ahead. MORE >>

POSTED: Thu Feb 11 2010 02:18




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