Tiger Woods Shows Why Text Message Flirting Sucks and more...

Thu Dec 10 2009

flirting
Tiger Woods Shows Why Text Message Flirting Sucks

Even as we text more with each passing month, we find ourselves wondering why exchanging sentence-long, misspelled emails has become the preferred mode of flirting for anyone under 40. Texting sucks for flirting; the Tiger Woods-Jamiee Grubbs messages proves it. MORE >>

POSTED: Wed Dec 09 2009 21:10

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ask an expert
Ask an Expert: Is Uganda About to Start Executing Gays?

The reports of a possible death penalty for gays in Uganda are horrific. But since I don't know anything about Ugandan politics, I asked Andrew Rice, a friend who wrote a book about Uganda, if he could add some context. MORE >>

POSTED: Wed Dec 09 2009 13:40

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advice
Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson

The Smashing Pumpkins frontman can now add Jessica Simpson as another notch in his rather unfortunate bedpost. Billy, it's time to stop dating below you and get back to work doing something great. We have suggestions. MORE >>

POSTED: Wed Dec 09 2009 13:34

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many second acts
Choir Boy to Power Player to Morning Host: George Stephanopoulos' Career in Eight Steps

George Stephanopoulos is reinventing himself for the third time. He's been a smug political hack, a penitent political memoirist, an earnest political journalist, and now he's going to host ABC News' wacky morning show. Let's look at his past transformations. MORE >>

POSTED: Wed Dec 09 2009 13:27

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sad things
Upper East Side Smut Castle Ruined by Uptight Hedge Funder

The Brooks Brothers-clad financistas are going to ruin everything that is awesome in Manhattan, including Penthouse founder Bob Guccione's Upper East Side den of sin. New owner Philip Falcone is going to renovate and remove all the awesomest details. MORE >>

POSTED: Wed Dec 09 2009 11:53

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williamsburg
Brooklyn's Hottest Stereotypes in Battle of Bike Lane Martyrs

Everybody, gather round for the Jews vs. Hipsters fight! Williamsburg's most loathed subcultures in bike lane battle! Black hat vigilantes stalk sexxxy two-wheeled postgrads! Hero hipsters martyred for commuter ease—media swarms! MORE >>

POSTED: Wed Dec 09 2009 10:47

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sponsorships
Before You Even Knew It, All the Tiger Woods Ads Were Gone

Funny little thing that Tiger Woods would probably get a chuckle out of, if he wasn't in such a bad mood these days: The more we see Tiger's face on TV, the less we see him in TV commercials. Relief! MORE >>

POSTED: Wed Dec 09 2009 09:34

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liars
Sarah Palin's Washington Post Op-Ed Debunked

The Washington Post has run another Sarah Palin op-ed. And this time it's worse than ever — it's about the myth of global warming and how she is the true defender of science because she kills polar bears. MORE >>

POSTED: Wed Dec 09 2009 05:55

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show me state
Anti-Gay Republican Leader's Safe Word: 'Green Balloons'

Former Missouri Speaker of the House and opponent of "deviate sexual intercourse" Rod Jetton is facing felony charges for an S&M session gone horribly wrong, because a drunk lady never said "green balloons," allegedly. MORE >>

POSTED: Wed Dec 09 2009 03:54

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