Meet the Salahis' Adorable, White House-Crashing Predecessors and more...

Wed Dec 16 2009

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Meet the Salahis' Adorable, White House-Crashing Predecessors

Two weeks before the Salahis crashed their way into America's consciousness, a couple of Georgian tourists unwittingly bumbled into an invite-only lunch at the White House. Their story, as reported today by the AP, is adorable. MORE >>

POSTED: Tue Dec 15 2009 21:37

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polls
Who's the Douche of the Decade?

This has been the Decade of the Douchebag. There's no denying it. Though we've retired the term, we're bringing it back to identify the douche who was the douchiest. You get the chance to pick our winner. MORE >>

POSTED: Tue Dec 15 2009 16:51

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and now he's dead
Oral Roberts Dead at 91

Oral Roberts has finally been killed by God for not raising enough money. MORE >>

POSTED: Tue Dec 15 2009 15:47

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not afraid to be servicey
The Valleywag Guide to Restoring Your Privacy on Facebook

Facebook's privacy rollback is especially terrible because it's so hard to reverse. Settings are so bewildering that even CEO Mark Zuckeberg has fiddled his two-to-three times this month. So here's a guide to re-privatizing your profile. MORE >>

POSTED: Tue Dec 15 2009 13:23

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tabloids
Okay Sorry But the Daily News Cannot Abide This Dumb Whore Columnist

That darned New York Post—they are immoral! They had an advice column by Ashley Dupre—who had sex, for money, which is illegal! The Daily News just cannot remain quiet any longer! It has to stand up, here! MORE >>

POSTED: Tue Dec 15 2009 12:10

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marissa mayer
Google Princess Opens Up to Vogue on Her Fairy Tale Wedding

It looks like we weren't the only ones covering Marissa Mayers' wedding yesterday: Google's cyborg polar fairy tried to give Vogue the exclusive on her hugely extravagant San Francisco nuptials, which were even more grandiose than we'd been told. MORE >>

POSTED: Tue Dec 15 2009 11:30

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videuhoh
Kelly Ripa Outs Known Homosexual Anderson Cooper

While Anderson Cooper was guest hosting Live with Regis and Kelly, Ripa said, "Anderson was just saying to me, 'I hope I come out.'" Whoa, that can't be true. Anderson loves his closet something fierce! MORE >>

POSTED: Tue Dec 15 2009 10:43

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exclusive
Scientology: 'The Crusade' Continues

It turns out the video we posted last week was just one way Scientology plans to take over the world. Here's more sinister leaked footage in which leader David Miscavige lays out his plans for intergalactic domination to fervent followers. MORE >>

POSTED: Tue Dec 15 2009 10:32

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bah, humbug
Ten Secret Santa Gifts to Avoid at the Office

Buying gifts for the forced merriment of the office holiday party is a tricky endeavor. Because gift guides suck we can't tell you what to get, but we can keep you from embarrassing yourself in front of your coworkers. MORE >>

POSTED: Tue Dec 15 2009 09:00

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servicey
Breaking Up with Twitter: A Celebrity Guide to Qwittering

After yesterday's curse-strewn rant against the music industry, Chris Brown said "GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!" to Twitter. But will it stick? A guide to the art of the celebrity qwitter. MORE >>

POSTED: Tue Dec 15 2009 03:20

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