The Flu Is Coming From Inside the White House!
A member of Barack Obama's security detail has contracted a suspected case of the swine flu—this outbreak has Barack "The Typhoid President" Obama's fingerprints all over it. MORE >>
Bill O'Reilly Wonders Why Gay New York Times Reporter Acts So Gay
New York Times reporter Jeff Zeleny's "enchanting" question at last night's press conference was dumb. But did you know it was also gay? Because Zeleny is gay? Bill O'Reilly's on the case! MORE >>
The Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony in American Idol History
That's how you do Idol! I mean, that's how you do it. Manufacture "surprises" so people will keep watching a full hour of television that should only take five minutes. Did your jaw drop? MORE >>
Joe Biden: Run to the Hills, Run For Your Life
Joe Biden went on the Today Show this morning and very calmly explained that you are going to die from swine flu if you don't lock yourself in a safe room now. MORE >>
'My Dad Was Zodiac Killer,' Says Unfortunate Lady
A California lady has informed police that her dad was not Father of the Year material, because when she was young he took her along to his job, which was being the Zodiac Killer. MORE >>
Gavin Newsom Erases His Wife's Threesome Movie
Every political résumé polished and fluffed. But why is San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom, running for California's governorship, stretching the truth about his actress wife's show-biz career? MORE >>
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