Friday, July 22, 2011

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Russian Pirate Party must change name, contemplates "Pira7e Party"

Posted: 22 Jul 2011 01:59 AM PDT

A Russian judge has ruled that the Russian Pirate Party has to rename itself, citing a law that prohibits naming a party after criminal acts. The party is now debating what new name it will use for ballots. Options include "Unnamed Party" and "Pira7e Party" and "Pirrate Party."
I would like to conclude with stating that our principles, ideas and our website remain unchanged. I ask the public, journalists and all reasonable people to continue calling us "Pirate Party of Russia"
Judge: Pirate Party Name-Ban Decision Stands

Jokes from the G+hole

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 11:47 PM PDT

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pic: via tonx

I started an open "jokes" thread on Google+ today, and a lot of people contributed some very funny jokes I hadn't heard before. I thought I'd share some of them here on Boing Boing. I might post more later.


• An AT&T cell tower walks into a bar and says, "I wo...enj...blac...nin...ou.........."—Shane Sargent

• How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish.—Craig Glassner

• How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem.—Dr. Elementary

• Hear the one about the programmer that got stuck in the shower? The directions on the shampoo said "Lather, Rinse, Repeat"—Tony Gonzales

• How did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating the pizza long before it was cool. —Mark McCorkell

• Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. When the state trooper asks "Do you have ANY idea how fast you were going?", Heisenberg just smiles and says, "No, but I know where I was!"—Laconia Laconia

• Q. How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Does it have to be a light bulb?—Joe McMahon

• Q: What do you get when you cross your grandmother with an octopus? A: A whoooooole lot of cookies.—Jeff Deason

• What does it mean when the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? The floor is level. —Karl Hakkarainen


• Q: How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: But the light bulb is the best part!—Brian Doom

• Two cannibals are having dinner, and one of them says to the other, "Man, I really don't like my mother-in-law." The other sighs and says, "Well then just eat the noodles."—Katie Mussman

• Rene Descartes walks into a bar - a sleazy woman walks up to him and says "Hey handsome, buy me a drink?" He sneers at her and says, "Madam I think not" and disappears.—Genevieve Perdue


• How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to turn the bulb and one to hold the penis--I mean ladder!—James Cash



• A woman walks in a bar in Montana, middle of nowhere. She sits down next to an old weather beaten man in a ten gallon hat, spurs, the whole nine yards. She says "Are you a real cowboy?" He pauses, tips back his hat, looks at her and says "Yep, I reckon I am". She replies "I'm a lesbian. All day long I do nothing but think about women, from the moment I get up in the morning to the moment I fall asleep at night." She finishes her drink and leaves. A few minutes later a husband and wife, obviously tourists, walk in and sit down next to the cowboy. The husband says "Are you a real cowboy?" He pauses, takes a sip of whiskey and replies, "Well I always thought I was but it turns out all this time I've been a lesbian."—breck witte

• Q: How many hipsters does it take to pay the electric bill? A: Mom —Spyro Poulos


• How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just redefine darkness to be the industry standard.—Andrew Bulhak



• How do you tell an extroverted physicist from an introverted physicist? An extroverted physicist looks at your shoes.—Kate Greene


• My favorite joke is about Jonestown but I had to quit telling it because the punchline was too long.—Jeremy Sullivan



• Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? A: To get to the other side!—Ian Ledbetter


• Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's 0K.—Michael Dyrud

• Why aren't math jokes funny in Octal? Because 7 10 11—Ranjan Bagchi

• "Hey, know any good jokes about sodium?" "Na." —Rodrigo Jimenez

• Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting coefficient of Friction!
Interrupting coeffici.....
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sandra Karasiewicz

• Hi... I am afraid I am unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment but if you leave me a message, The News of the World will email it to me later—Dave Saunders


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Wormholes on the Cheap

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 05:33 PM PDT

Matthew Gryczan, a MAKE contributor and the author of a great book that explains how carnival games are rigged, called Carnival Secrets: How to Win at Carnival Games, wrote about a cheap "wormhole system" from Google.
Wormhole-Pic While corporate America is starting to discover the advantages of using expensive HDTV "wormholes" -- continuously running video links between distant locations -- web developers at Mozilla have cobbled together systems for under $2,000.

The result: sight gags and proud parents showing off newborns. And just like at home, all of the fun takes place in the kitchen.

Senior web developer Les Orchard at Mozilla says the company has dedicated webcam portals that run continuously for days connecting company kitchens in its Mountain View, Calif. headquarters with its offices in Toronto, Canada.

So when the Toronto contingent got envious about Mountain View's snack tray one Friday morning, they posted a note: "Toronto office just licked all the donuts." Adding insult to injury, the Canadians also gave the Americans a spelling lesson. It's "doughnoughts," not "donuts," you hosers.

Orchard recalls that the monitors between the locations "are old HDTV sets we had lying around, formerly hooked up to Xbox 360's for after-hours gaming. And I think the "portal" consists of a Mac Mini + an iSight in Toronto and a Mac Mini + Logitech webcam in Mountain View."

The parts may be $2,000 new, but Orchards figures it would be about half that if someone scrounges for the components on eBay. And the Skype connection is free.


(Image: Those Canadian bastards!, a Creative Commons Attribution Share-Alike (2.0) image from dolske's photostream)

Why we need to keep an eye on the ice sheets

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 04:44 PM PDT

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Loss of Arctic ice isn't just a threat to polar bears. Climate scientist James Hanson has just published a science brief on the NASA website about why those ice sheets are so important (besides providing an habitat for polar bears) and why we need to keep funding research that uses satellites to monitor the state of the world's ice sheets.

It is easy to see why this feedback amplifies the climate change, because reduction of ice sheet size due to warming exposes a darker surface, which absorbs more sunlight, thus causing more warming. However, it is difficult for us to say how long it will take ice sheets to respond to human-made climate forcing because there are no documented past changes of atmospheric CO2 nearly as rapid as the current human-made change.

One big uncertainty is how fast ice sheets can respond to warming. Our best assessment will probably be from precise measurements of changes of the mass of the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets, which can be monitored via measurements of Earth's gravitational field by satellites.

Figure 2 shows that both Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets are now losing mass at significant rates, as much as a few hundred cubic kilometers per year. We suggest that mass loss from disintegrating ice sheets probably can be approximated better by exponential mass loss than by linear mass loss. If either ice sheet were to lose mass at a rate with doubling time of 10 years or less, multi-meter sea level rise would occur this century.

The available record (Fig. 2) is too brief to provide an indication of the shape of future ice mass loss, but the data will become extremely useful as the record lengthens. Continuation of these satellite measurements should have high priority.

Via Michael Noble



Bear breaks bear swimming record, hearts

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 04:21 PM PDT

A female polar bear has broken the polar bear long-distance swimming record—covering 426 miles of water over nine straight days. If polar bears were influenced in their actions by things like the Guinness Book, then this feat would be pretty exciting (at least, until it turned out that the bear was on performance-enhancing drugs). As it is, the story takes a rather depressing turn when you realize that this wild bear had no choice in her record-breaking swim. She was forced into it by the loss of sea ice and had lost 22% of her body weight by the time she found solid land again.

A love letter to the space shuttle

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 03:53 PM PDT

Adam Rutherford at the Guardian has put together a lovely tribute to the space shuttle.

About 18 months ago, we at Nature started to think about the shuttle's retirement. Others will and have written about the scientific legacy of this grandstanding space programme, but I just wanted to make something beautiful. I figured that as each flight followed a very distinct path (countdown, launch, roll, pitch, yaw, jettison boosters etc.), we could show one journey, cut from every single mission, in order.

Nasa, an organisation that has put men on the moon, kept their video archive on VHS. One of my editors described this as "humankind's greatest achievement recorded on the world's lousiest format". So the first job was to digitise and sift through more than a hundred hour-long videotapes.

I knew that I wanted this to be a music video, and that the soundtrack should be soaring, anthemic and unapologetically triumphalist. Twitter led me to the Sheffield band 65daysofstatic, whose rousing, uplifting energy embodies my sentiments perfectly in two different songs. Two brilliant editors, Nature's Charlotte Stoddart, and the band's video producer Dave Holloway took those songs, and all that shonky footage, and made it better than I ever could have imagined. Each space shuttle mission is there, in chronological order (note: the mission numbering does not follow, for various reasons).

This is a deeply personal film. Those spaceships have been in my life since as long as I can remember, and I think many feel that shared ownership.

Video Link



Science on Screen coming to 8 theaters across America

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 03:43 PM PDT

Science on Screen is a cool program that provides funding to theaters so that they can host events pairing movies with related, pop-culturey lectures by scientists. Think: Night of the Living Dead + the neurobiology of zombies.

The Science on Screen grant recipients were recently announced. If your local theater is on this list, rest assured, I envy you.

California Film Institute, San Rafael, CA
Cinema Arts Centre, Huntington, NY
The Loft Cinema, Tucson, AZ
Maiden Alley Cinema, Paducah, KY
Oklahoma City Museum of Art Film Program, Oklahoma City, OK
Real Art Ways, Hartford, CT
SIFF Cinema, Seattle, WA
Tampa Theatre, Tampa, FL

The specific programs haven't been finalized yet. But keep an eye on these theaters' calendars, to find out when you can attend a Science on Screen event!



Comic-Con Bingo!

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 03:35 PM PDT

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Are you headed to Comic-Con in San Diego? If so, make sure you have a go at Comic-Con Bingo presented by our pals at Last Gasp Books! "Using a camera, cell phone, etc., snap a picture and mark the square. Five in a row wins a prize" at the Last Gasp booth! Last Gasp's Comic-Con Bingo (Thanks, Greg Long!)

Patti Smith: Just Kids, Horses, and Hey Joe

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 03:23 PM PDT


 Www.Spinner.Com Media 2010 11 Just-Kids-Patt-Smith-200X330 Last night, I finished reading Patti Smith's absolutely wonderful book Just Kids, the story of her relationship with the late photographer Robert Mapplethorpe that began on the streets of New York City in 1967. I found it to be a deeply personal, and moving memoir, and a fascinating document of the Manhattan avant-garde art/music scene that emerged around the Chelsea Hotel, Max's Kansas City, and the Bowery in the 1970s. Beautifully-written, Just Kids is a love letter to Mappelthorpe and also a loving tribute to what a friendship can be. After I closed the book, I immediately found this intense video of Smith and her band performing "Horses/Hey Joe" in 1976. "Just Kids" by Patti Smith

Rupert Murdoch reveals demonic horns

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 03:06 PM PDT

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(Via Reddit)

Monkeying with an iPhone

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 02:58 PM PDT

Superhero graffiti in San Francisco

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 04:02 PM PDT

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I really dig the stylized superheroes in this massive graffiti piece in San Francisco's Mission District. I didn't see the artist's name and the background text was too hard to read from my vantage point. (Update: Thanks to TheEvilJeremy for identifying the artists as Keb, Wand, and Buter, which is what the letters spell behind the superheroes.) Click to enlarge, and check out Batman, Green Lantern, Iron Man, Wolverine, Dr. Doom, and others after the jump.


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A cream that slows down snakebites

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 03:30 PM PDT

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Aaron Rowe found a recent research paper describing successful rat and human trials of an ointment that could help save the lives of people who get bit by poisonous snakes while far away from medical treatment. He says:

Aussie researchers have cooked up a really interesting new way to treat snakebites. They developed a cream that slows down the lymphatic system, and thus slows the spread of the venom. It is not a cure, but it could buy people more time to get to a hospital.

You can read more at Nature.

Image: Milking for Venom, a Creative Commons Attribution (2.0) image from lawley's photostream



The problem with mining energy on the Moon

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 02:16 PM PDT

Gerald Kulcinski, a researcher at the University of Wisconsin, wants to create a Helium 3-powered world. (Yes! Just like in Moon!) The problem: Kulcinski's research is caught in a bit of a Catch-22. There isn't much Helium 3 on Earth and it's really expensive. Soon, he won't be able to afford to do the research necessary to prove that Helium 3 fusion can work as an energy source. There's lots of Helium 3 on the Moon. (Yes! Just like in Moon!) But to prove that it's worth going to the Moon to get it, Kulcinski (you guessed it) needs to prove that Helium 3 fusion can work as an energy source. (Via Christopher Baker)

Open joke thread

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 02:15 PM PDT

I asked my "circles" on Google+ to tell me a good joke. There's quite a thread going now. Some of these are quite funny. Add one over there if you like!—Xeni

Senator Franken shames homophobic imbecile

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 01:11 PM PDT


Think Progress: "During this morning’s Senate DOMA hearings, Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) destroyed Focus on the Family’s Tom Minnery’s argument that children are better off with opposite-sex parents by demonstrating how Minnery misrepresented an HHS study. The study — which Minnery cited to oppose marriage equality — actually found that children do best in two-parent households, regardless of the parents’ gender."

Senator Franken shames homophobic imbecile

Hi-rez Disneyland 1962 map

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 12:58 PM PDT


Paul sez, "Flickr user Wishbook has uploaded a beautiful hi-res scan of a 1962 map of Disneyland. The map shows the park, monorail lines, and the associated Disneyland Hotel. Check out the 'orginal' size image and you can read all of the tiny captions!"

1962-xx-xx 1962 Map, Disneyland, 1313 South Harbor Boulevard, Anaheim, California, USA (Thanks, Paul!)

Sophie Madeleine plays 30 uke songs in 30 days

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 12:39 PM PDT


[Video Link] The fantabulous Sophie Madeleine has been recording a ukulele song every day for a month. Here she is performing "Pure Imagination," from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. David and I love this song and Sophie's interpretation of it is delightful.

For the 30 days leading up to the "official" release of my album "The Rhythm You Started" on CD (in the UK) and on iTunes (US & UK) on the 25th of July, I've been uploading a cover song video every day. I've done a mixture of old songs, new songs, famous songs and not-so-famous songs, most of which have been requested by fans. This one seems to be getting the most attention at the moment -- a cover of Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People.
You can see all of Sophie's uke videos on one page here

Benjamen Walker discusses McLuhan's most famous quote: "The Medium is the Message"

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 11:27 AM PDT

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My friend Benjamen Walker (host of the stupendous WFMU radio show and podcast, Too Much Information) made a 10 minute podcast for The Guardian about Marshall McLuhan's most famous quote: "The Medium is the Message" and the book The Medium is the Massage, the title of which had its origin as a fortunate typo.

But what does "the medium is the message" really mean? In the first episode of our new The Big Ideas series, Benjamen Walker gets to the bottom of the slogan with the help of Canadian novelist and McLuhan-biographer Douglas Coupland, academic Lance Strate, Marshal's son Eric McLuhan, record producer John Simon, and the Guardian's media correspondent Jemima Kiss.
The Big Ideas podcast: The medium is the message

Music video for BELL uses hacked Kinect

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 11:01 AM PDT


Marc de Vinck (my colleague at MAKE) showed me this video that his friend BELL made using a hacked Kinect. (Marc used her music in his Gakken Crab build video).

Visuals by Zach Lieberman, Francisco Zamorano, Andy Wallace, and Michelle Calabro. (note: no post-production effects were used in this video. everything on the face is happening in real-time, via hacked Kinect, laptop and LED projector. It's built using FaceTracker code from Jason Saragih)

Chase No Face, by BELL

Only You Can Prevent Buffer Overflows: Smokey the Bear remix

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 04:37 AM PDT


Joey DeVilla's modified Smokey the Bear poster is a timely reminder to programmers to take care with their strcats. The post's title hints at more to come, and I'd love to get a series of 'em.

Best Coding Practices Poster #1: "Only YOU Can Prevent Buffer Overflows!"

Public special ed employee has $0 paycheck after health insurance deductions

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 10:08 AM PDT

Kevin sez, "At a time when some critics are trying to paint public employee benefits as lavish, special education paraprofessional Kathy Meltsakos provides a much-needed wakeup call. By the time she's done paying for health insurance, Kathy doesn't take home a dime -- and she hasn't since February. This is no way to treat people who work with our children."
Education support professionals like Meltsakos and the rest of America's workers are doing their best to weather today's economy. But consider the numbers.

Initially earning $13.74 for a 35-hour week with the Pentucket schools, Meltsakos paid 20 percent of her insurance, which was manageable, and she did that for 10 years until laid off in June 2010. While looking for work she received unemployment benefits.

"I was placed at the bottom of the scale at $10.74 an hour for a 30-hour week. After taxes, I paid 60 percent of my medical insurance. My pay stubs from February to June 24 (the end of the school year) show no net take home pay since February. Oh - and the insurance rates went up in May."

A Special Education Worker Talks About Empty Paychecks, Organizing (Thanks, Kevin!)

Debbie Harry interviewed on 1980s kids' TV show

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 09:55 AM PDT


[Video Link] Dangerous Minds came across this interview with the great Debbie Harry from a kids' TV show that aired July 11, 1980.

Finland's high-quality, consistent education system eschews tests, reveres teachers

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 04:31 AM PDT

On Salon, David Sirota interviews Harvard's Tony Wagner about his documentary, The Finland Phenomenon: Inside the World's Most Surprising School System, which looks at the way that the Finnish education system delivers consistent, high-quality education without testing, with long holidays for students, and with teachers who are considered national treasures.
There is no domestic testing except a very quiet auditing program to test demographic samples of kids; not for accountability, not for public consumption, and not for comparison across schools. The fascinating thing is that because they have created such a high level of professionalism, they can trust their teachers. Their motto is "Trust Through Professionalism." The difference between the highest performing school in Finland and the lowest performing school in Finland is less than four percent, and that's without any testing at all...

Finland is rated among the highest in the world in innovation, entrepreneurship and creativity. It's not your grandfather's socialist country in any sense of the word.

But beyond that, what I find so striking is that the reforms in [the U.S.] have been driven and led by businesses for the last quarter century. It was David Kearns at Xerox and Lou Gerstner at IBM calling for a national summit on education and they didn't invite any educators. They invited CEOs and governors and senators and congressmen.

How Finland became an education leader

Man-from-Mars Radio Hat is Pith++

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 09:22 AM PDT


As if pith helmets weren't stylish enough on their own, this 1949 ad from Popular Science features a beautiful pith++ version with a two-tube radio built into it, sporting the glorious moniker "Man-From-Mars Radio Hat." I mean, woah.

THE AMAZING NEW Man-From-Mars RADIO HAT (Oct, 1949)

Dave McKean signing at London's GOSH! Comics, July 30

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 09:16 AM PDT

Hayley sez, "Gosh! comics are celebrating the launch of their new shop in Soho with an exhibition and signing on July 30 by the illustrious Dave McKean, who is all set to be the bottle of champagne they smash over the ship's bow on opening day. McKean (who is most famous for his collaborative work with Neil Gaiman) will be signing copies of his first solo graphic novel since Cages, a pornographic work of art called Celluloid, published by Fantagraphics."

Who needs NASA? Life as an "independent astronaut"

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 09:26 AM PDT

"The great thing that I found when I began to live my life as an astronaut was that the world seemed so different. It was as if I was viewing my environment with a fresh pair of eyes." - John Barlow, Independent Astronaut.

More on this brilliant short film starring and directed by David Wilson at The Atlantic. You really need to read the interview.

Wilson's website is here.

(thanks, Alexis Madrigal)

Act now! Congress wants to kill WiFi-like spectrum, sell it off to highest bidder instead

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 09:15 AM PDT


Harold Feld from Public Knowledge sez, "Republicans have proposed forbidding the FCC from allocating any more 'unlicensed' spectrum for WiFi and other uses unless they give wireless companies the opportunity to buy exclusive licenses first. This would effectively mean the end of open spectrum, cutting off investment in the TV white spaces/'Super WiFi.' Public Knowledge has issued an Action Alert, asking those who care about the future of open spectrum and wireless competition to sign up to call their member of Congress on Friday, July 22 and tell them that America needs more unlicensed spectrum that everyone can use -- not just the big wireless companies that can spend billions on licensed spectrum."
Don't think it's worth the trade-off (less unlicensed spectrum and less wireless innovation for very little benefit to either the public or the government's bottom line)? Call your Member of Congress!

We're making this as easy as possible by setting up a day of action this Friday, July 22. To participate, all you need is a mobile phone with the ability to send and receive SMS messages.* If you haven't already signed up for PK Mobile Action Alerts, take a moment to do so now. We'll contact you on Friday with instructions on how to take action.

Don't Let Fox, AT&T and Verizon Buy Their Way Out of Regulation (Thanks, Harold!)

Inside DARPA's secret Afghan spy machine

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 09:14 AM PDT

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Noah Shachtman at Wired has an exclusive up involving "A secret intelligence program, never-before-revealed... a mad scientist who believes he can change the world.... an ambitious Pentagon official determined to make her mark on the war... deep questions about the strategy in Afghanistan... and an oddball balloon hunt, which (believe it or not) sparked the whole thing."

(photo: Wired)

Guatemala: lady awakens to giant gaping sinkhole appearing under her bed

Posted: 21 Jul 2011 09:34 AM PDT

"When we heard the loud boom we thought a gas canister from a neighbouring home had exploded, or there had been a crash on the street. We rushed out to look and saw nothing. A gentleman told me that the noise came from my house, and we searched until we found it under my bed."—65-year-old Inocenta Hernandez of Guatemala, in whose home a 12-meter-deep sinkhole spontaneously appeared. (thanks, @arriabelli)

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