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- Nutraloaf: Cruel and unusual dinner?
- Why royal families keep it in the family
- Giant jackfruit
- Interesting crazing on panels
- Diaspora, the open source project seeking to challenge Facebook, (finally!) posts an update
- 50 Cent is having a bad day (UPDATE)
- Mark Dery seeks photos for next book
- Changing attitudes about sanitation through toilet malls
- Inside a Nevada family's underwater fort
- Two planets discovered around same star
- Rod Serling action figure
- The apocalypse in film and fiction
- Women: Ask for a raise, you douche!
- NYC cabbie stabbing suspect shot "Funny or Die" parody short about beer
- Owl puke dissection kit
- Can crowdsourcing produce funny humor pieces?
- Crappy animation of buffed-out be-Speedoed Horuses is hypnotic
- Fun fact: Trader Joe's is owned by a German company
- One-eyed cyborg filmmaker seeks woman who desires paintball machine gun prosthetic leg
- Glorious synths of the workers' state
- Snapshot: bike lane indicators get straight to the point
- Bill O'Reilly reviews porno classic "The Devil in Miss Jones," 1974
- Movie about trepanation
- Memory Palace podcast: Lost Lobsters
- Poopin' penguin T-shirts
- Newly-discovered pea-sized froggie lives inside carnivorous pitcher plants
- Follow Boing Boing at the new Digg
- Cat, unaware of video camera, drops middle-aged woman into trash can
- Provocative critique of Eminem's "Love the Way You Lie" video
- Gentleman arrested after yelling at his bicycle
Nutraloaf: Cruel and unusual dinner? Posted: 26 Aug 2010 09:47 PM PDT Act up in prison and you'll lose precious privileges ... like food you actually want to eat. The authorities at Cook County Jail have a new way to punish unruly inmates: Nutraloaf, a dense block of food-like stuff that meets the requirements of providing prisoners with daily calorie intake and nutrients, but deprives them of enjoyment. Chicago magazine sent food critic Jeff Ruby out to try it. He reports:
Turns out, there's a pretty interesting debate going on right now as to whether Nutraloaf—and similar dishes at other correctional facilities—falls under "cruel and unusual punishment". So far, Ruby writes, all the lawsuits brought against excessively bland food have failed. Slate ran a Nutraloaf story a couple years ago, which gets into more detail about the legal side of the dish. Writer Arin Greenwood also tested out various Nutraloaf recipes—the details differ by state. That's her Illinois-style Nutraloaf pictured above. Chicago magazine: Dining critic tries Nutraloaf, the prison food for misbehaving inmates |
Why royal families keep it in the family Posted: 26 Aug 2010 09:16 PM PDT King Tut—the offspring of a brother-sister marriage—had a partially cleft palate and a deformed foot. Charles II of Spain—the result of a long history of close cousin marriages—fared even worse: He was developmentally delayed, had trouble chewing and was impotent. So, given the rather obvious downsides, why are royal families so prone to keeping it in the family? David Dobbs tackles that question in a short piece at National Geographic. Essentially, it boils down to risk vs. reward. Sure, somebody might end up with a funky foot, Dobbs writes, but there are also benefits to the practice—and ways to hedge your genetic bets. |
Posted: 26 Aug 2010 04:28 PM PDT (click photo to embiggen) Speaking of interesting textures and patterns, these gargantuan jackfruits I saw at 99 Ranch Market in Van Nuys were amazing. I was almost expecting baby monsters to hatch from them. The texture of the skin reminds me a bit of the lychees I bought there and have been gorging on for the past hour. (Jackfruit inspector's face obscured for privacy.) Video: how to eat a jackfruit. |
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Diaspora, the open source project seeking to challenge Facebook, (finally!) posts an update Posted: 26 Aug 2010 03:36 PM PDT The people behind the Diaspora project—remember them? The open-source project that sought to swipe Facebook's crown, when everyone was freaking out over privacy stuff? Anyway, they've posted a project update. |
50 Cent is having a bad day (UPDATE) Posted: 26 Aug 2010 09:25 PM PDT Skimming through rapper 50 Cent's Twitter history, one can instantly determine the point at which handlers ceased managing the account of late, and the hiphop star took things over himself. About 9 days ago. Today, either his account has been hijacked by a prankster, or he's having a particularly rough day. Update: Spoke to someone at Twitter, they've reached out to his management and confirmed that his account is just fine. Not a security breach. I'm a follower for life, man, this is the best ish ever. Move over, @kanyewest.
[via Attackerman] |
Mark Dery seeks photos for next book Posted: 26 Aug 2010 02:35 PM PDT BB contributor Mark Dery is seeking six photos to illustrate a forthcoming Brazilian anthology of his writing. The title is quintessential Dery: I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts: Essays on American Empire, Digital Culture, Posthuman Porn, and the Sexual Symbolism of Madonna's Big Toe. Deadline for submissions is Monday. This isn't for money, but love and exposure. To inspire you, here is a bit of the back-cover promo copy from the book and the cover photo, by Adam Szrotek: Here are essays on Star Trek fans' pornographic fantasies about the Borg, a fascist hive mind of alien man-machines; Facebook as a Limbo of the Lost for the dead souls from your high-school yearbook; George W. Bush's fear of his Inner Queer; the SUV as a totem of Ugly Americanism; the morality of wearing camo-themed fashion during wartime; why golf is a battlefield in the war between the classes; the homoerotic subtext of the Superbowl; the theme-parking of the Holocaust; the Church of Euthanasia; the hidden agendas of IQ tests; Santa's secret kinship with Satan; the sadism of dentists; why HAL, the computer in the movie 2001, was gay; the severed head as signifier; the literary merits of suicide notes; and, of course, the sexual symbolism of Madonna's big toe.Photos wanted for Mark Dery's next book |
Changing attitudes about sanitation through toilet malls Posted: 26 Aug 2010 04:04 PM PDT Video link: not for the queasy of stomach. David Kuria runs EcoTact Limited, an organization with a groundbreaking approach to a difficult issue. In many poor parts of Africa, basic sanitation is nonexistent, and open sewers drain untreated waste directly into the water supply, causing 80% of the disease. Kuria quotes Gandhi: "Sanitation is more important than independence," adding, "We want to do a social transformation, where people don't think this is a toilet, where they think a toilet is a dirty place. So for us to change that community and social mentality of a toilet, then we want to put in more activities in the toilet. Then they start interacting with the facility not as a toilet, but more of a community convenient point." Amenities include a small kiosk with snacks and personal items for sale. Kenyan comedian Makhoha Keya even worked up an act to make learning about basic sanitation entertaining. Ecotact provides safe drinking water at no cost, and the toilet usage fee is about five cents a day, usually recouped through fewer doctor visits and lost days of work. |
Inside a Nevada family's underwater fort Posted: 26 Aug 2010 03:13 PM PDT It's amazing what you can accomplish when your dad's garage is full of useful parts and pieces, and your whole family is certified as scuba divers. BB reader SaltySamaritan, aka Jordan Needham, dropped us a line via Submitterator to show off the dome-shaped, oxygen-filled underwater fort—nicknamed The Bubble Room—that he and his family built at the bottom of a Nevada mountain lake. Made from an air-filled vinyl bladder, held in place by an intricate system of cabling connected to an octagonal frame of metal pipe, this amazing hideaway had me at, "Blurple burblup." I had to know more. Luckily, Jordan was kind enough to answer a few questions about how his family built The Bubble Room, the rules they follow to keep it safe and their plans for selling a commercial version. Maggie: Where did this idea come from? Jordan: I was in the shower, one day about four years ago, and I was just thinking about how cool it would be to have an underwater "fort" I wasn't sure how to make it happen at the time, but that's when the brainstorming started. So I called my brother Logan and we started talking about ways to do it. Maggie: How did you make the working version? Jordan: So, I started thinking about how to spread the load out around the perimeter of the net, and a better way to anchor it. That's where the idea for the "ring" came from. We no way to bend the super heavy pipe we had so I cut it and welded it back together into an octagon. Maggie: Where is this thing set up? Jordan:Well, I live in Reno NV, and let's just say it's in a local alpine lake. Even though it isn't hurting the lake at all and there are entire trains in the same lake, there are some pretty fanatical people "keeping the lake blue" and they probably would have a problem with my little addition. Maggie: Do local conditions make a difference on its stability? Jordan: When it's super windy you can feel the surge of the water, even 20 feet down. With every wave that goes over the top, a little temporary cloud forms in the bubble, which is pretty cool. You get the same effect when you squeeze a two liter soda bottle that has a couple inches of water in it. Maggie: How do you make this work as a fort? You have to refill the air occasionally, correct? Jordan: Ya, we use a standard scuba tank to fill it, and replenish the air once it gets thin. A standard 68 cu. in. scuba tank will fill it almost twice. There are obvious safety concern with being in a bubble 20 feet down and all the oxygen being used up, so we try and play it safe—buddy system at all times, and when the air starts to get even a little thin we empty most of it and fill 'er back up with fresh air. [You can watch a video of "used" air being forced out of the bubble and up to the surface. --M] Jordan: One last thing, I hold a provisional patent on the idea and have adapted a version to be installed in a private pool, with a fresh air pump constantly feeding it with more air than the occupants could use. Some day I would like to try and make a little business out of it, and go around installing them in people's pools. You can't tell me Snoop Dog or a mob boss wouldn't want to have a little Bubble Room of their own! Many thanks to Jordan and his family! Great work, guys. I am jealous of both your fort and your crystal-clear waters. |
Two planets discovered around same star Posted: 26 Aug 2010 01:29 PM PDT NASA's Kepler space observatory has found two planets orbiting the same star. It is the first planetary system found that has more than one planet crossing directly in front of the same star, called Kepler-9. That's a drawing above. Kepler scientists have also found what may be a third planet, about 1.5 times the size of the Earth, orbiting Kepler-9. It appears to orbit the sun in just 1.6 days, meaning it's very close and very very hot. "NASA's Kepler Mission Discovers Two Planets Transiting the Same Star" (NASA) |
Posted: 26 Aug 2010 01:13 PM PDT Yes, that is a Rod Serling action figure. Toy collector Michael Crawford, aka Captain Toy, bought an ultra-limited Serling head and commissioned an artist to hand-paint it. The body, clothing, and telltale cigarette once belonged to an infamous X-Files character. You can read the whole story of the Serling figure... in the Twilight Zone. Er, I mean at Crawford's site. Review: Twilight Zone custom sixth scale Rod Serling |
The apocalypse in film and fiction Posted: 26 Aug 2010 12:48 PM PDT Scientific American put together a list of their favorite apocalyptic plots from fiction and film. The grouped them by category, like astronomical catastrophes, biological calamities, war, geophysical disasters, and machine-driven takeovers. Of course, this is far from a comprehensive list of the greatest tales of the end times. Check out their selections and then add your favorites in the comments below! From SciAm: Biological CalamitiesThe article quoted above is part of the new special print issue of SciAm about "The End." It also references two new nonfiction books about the end of time that sound terrific: How It Ends: From You to the Universe and Armageddon Science: The Science of Mass Destruction. Once again, nihilism is the new black! Yay! |
Women: Ask for a raise, you douche! Posted: 26 Aug 2010 12:40 PM PDT Summer's Eve and Women's Day Magazine have advice for American women who may not be earning as much as their male colleagues, and need a bit of confidence-boosting before asking for a raise. Tip number one? Wash out your ladyparts. Then, go eat something. No, this isn't a parody. [Daily Kos] |
NYC cabbie stabbing suspect shot "Funny or Die" parody short about beer Posted: 26 Aug 2010 12:31 PM PDT Among the web videos credited to the "Muslim cab driver stabbing" suspect Michael Enright: this Funny Or Die short, a parody of a Sam Adams beer commercial. HuffPo has gathered more. Background in this previous BB post. |
Posted: 26 Aug 2010 12:49 PM PDT For $7.30, you can buy a hunk of owl poop puke. Why? Dissection, of course! From Copernicus Toys: "Dissect this sanitary owl pellet which contains the skeletal remains of an owl meal. Learn about the owl's habitat, place in the food chain, and predatory skills. Use some archaeological skills to piece together the skeletons using the bone chart." Compact Curiosities: Owl Pellet Dissection Kit (Amazon) |
Can crowdsourcing produce funny humor pieces? Posted: 26 Aug 2010 11:41 AM PDT "Likely names of organisms had Linnaeus been a science fiction fanboy." Although I still have difficulty considering myself a writer type, what little experience I do have in this world is mostly limited to publishing humour pieces. I guess my niche is to do this and still stick to science and technology subjects. So far, I've been lucky enough to have gotten quite a few pieces published in various places (you can see a partial clip list here), although often I think my geneticist title was key in throwing editors off. In fact, one of the reasons the Science Creative Quarterly (which I edit) exists is that I thought it would be cool to have a portal for "literary science humour." Anyway, when I write a humour piece, I usually start with a quirky title (the two of mine above being prime examples), and then kind of let the ideas flow from there. As well, if you just peruse the SCQ's humour archive, you can readily feel the potential of each humour piece just from the title. Consequently, I've always wondered if crowd sourcing the comments on a blog post might be a good way to produce a decent humour piece. This might fail epically, but I always thought it would be worth a try - especially if I ever had a chance to give it a go on a website with clever commentary and excellent traffic. So, just for fun, let's see if we can first start with an interesting title. I've got a few that have been sitting in my head for a while as backups (at the top of this post), but hopefully, we can come up with better ones in comments below. In other words, here is the first task: Can you come up with a humour piece title that lends itself to potentially funny answers? (PS: We'll also stick to things that are science- or technology-related, since those I have a bit of experience in as an editor.) |
Crappy animation of buffed-out be-Speedoed Horuses is hypnotic Posted: 26 Aug 2010 12:20 PM PDT You can't stop watching, try as you may. The fact that it's from Japan is beside the point. Dancing Gay CGI Horus-men, in Speedos! |
Fun fact: Trader Joe's is owned by a German company Posted: 26 Aug 2010 11:40 AM PDT More like Trader Johann's! "Few customers realize the [Trader Joe's] chain is owned by Germany's ultra-private Albrecht family, the people behind the Aldi Nord supermarket empire." (via Kourosh) |
One-eyed cyborg filmmaker seeks woman who desires paintball machine gun prosthetic leg Posted: 26 Aug 2010 11:17 AM PDT Via the BB Submitterator, Boing Boing reader davidjoho says, One-eyed film maker Rob Spence's EyeBorg project involves putting a wireless video camera into his eye socket. He's now advertising for a one-legged woman who wants a machine-gun prosthetic, a la Grindhouse's Cherry Darling. Although Time named his vid-eye as one of the best inventions of 2009, the odds are longer for the new prosthetic making the list, especially since it only shoots paint pellets. Also, no Quake-style rocket jumps. |
Glorious synths of the workers' state Posted: 26 Aug 2010 11:08 AM PDT Okay, so maybe I just have the USSR on my mind right now: I'm racing through Matthew Brzezinski's "Red Moon Rising," a compulsively readable account of the geopolitical intrigues that spawned the Space Race. And nobody ever accused our Soviet friends of having much of an eye for design. But -- is it me? -- these Soviet-era synthesizers are sort of beautiful in a stodgy analog way, aren't they? Of course, there's an online "museum" devoted to them. I'm particularly partial to the warm, woody Retakord and the trippy green Unost' 70. Yes, it's endless choruses of "Take On Me"... for victory! (Via Retro Thing.) |
Snapshot: bike lane indicators get straight to the point Posted: 26 Aug 2010 11:49 AM PDT Via Sean Bonner's tumblr, no idea where it's from. Update: This photograph was taken by Carlton Reid, and the stencil street art it documents is the work of Peter Drew of Adelaide, Australia. |
Bill O'Reilly reviews porno classic "The Devil in Miss Jones," 1974 Posted: 26 Aug 2010 12:05 PM PDT The Boston Phoenix has unearthed quite a rarity from its archives: Bill O'Reilly interviewing Gerard Damiano, the filmmaker behind '70s adult film classics including Deep Throat and The Devil in Miss Jones, back in 1974. Yes, that Bill O'Reilly: Mr. frothymouthed hatebaiter, he of l'affaire falafel. The novelty value of Bill O'Reilly having written it is interesting, and more so the fact that it was O'Reilly's first piece for the paper—ever the provocateur, old Bill. But more interesting still: some of the buried contents of the piece, which paint Damiano as a sort of of DIY, stick-it-to-the-man indie sex auteur who hates Jack Valenti and the MPAA, and loves both broads and sandwiches. Just like us, you guys! Damiano paused to take a bite out of his sandwich and then related that The Devil In Miss Jones, his most successful picture, was conceived and made a few months after the release of Deep Throat. This time it took him a month to write the screenplay and he is proud that the film received some minor critical acclaim. He also enjoys achieving recognition from show business people: "I heard through the grapevine that many personalities are personal fans of mine and have all my films. Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Hugh Hefner, these people have all my films!But I suppose O'Reilly's prurient fascination with Damiano and sex shouldn't come as a surprise: the guy's something of an erotic auteur, himself. Off with those pants! The Devil Behind ''The Devil in Miss Jones'' (The Boston Phoenix, originally published on April 30, 1974)
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Posted: 26 Aug 2010 10:27 AM PDT Back in the early daze of bOING bOING's Web life, I wrote an article about folks who have holes drilled in their skulls as a path to enlightenment, or at least achieve a perpetual buzz. It was called "Head Like A Hole," and you can still read it on BB here. Several years ago, an indie documentary was released exploring the practice, called trepanation, and profiling its modern day evangelists. Over at h+, RU Sirius reviews the movie, titled A Hole In The Head. From h+: ...A couple of minutes into A Hole in the Head, we are confronted with a clip from a 1970 film — Heartbeat in the Brain — that was made showing Amanda Fielding's self-trepanation. Fielding — the attractive English doyenne of contemporary trepanning and a leading figure in British '70s psychedelia — freshly trepanned, stares into a mirror, her face patched and speckled with blood, looking as happy and satisfied as Sooky Stackhouse after a long night with Bill Compton and Eric Northman. As she wipes blood from her teeth, there's the faint hint of a smile."Fixing A Hole in the Head" (h+)
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Memory Palace podcast: Lost Lobsters Posted: 26 Aug 2010 10:05 AM PDT In the new episode of Nate DiMeo's terrific Memory Palace podcast, we hear "The story of the lobster from sea pest to delicacy to sad, stunted little creatures who are never allowed to live up to their true potential: Gigantic Monsters of the Deep!!!" Memory Palace: Episode 33, Lost Lobsters |
Posted: 26 Aug 2010 09:58 AM PDT 'monster on Submitterator was kind enough to point out that, before I posted about them yesterday, the pooping habits of Adelie penguins were already the subject of a T-shirt. This fine product features a design taken directly from Figure 1 of the 2003 Polar Biology paper that established a methodology for estimating the pressures at which Adelie penguins do their business. The Web site says the shirts are mostly sold out, but the Cafe Press page seems to indicate otherwise. There, you can also order another T-shirt ripped from the pages of scientific journals—this one featuring a rat wearing underpants. |
Newly-discovered pea-sized froggie lives inside carnivorous pitcher plants Posted: 26 Aug 2010 08:42 AM PDT Researchers have found and identified a new species of frog, the size of a pea: Microhyla nepenthicola. For the past century, this critter was previously thought to be the infant form of another frog species. It resides inside carnivorous pitcher plants in Borneo. And, occasionally, on the tips of the endangered Blackwing Pencil. Here is the National Geographic News story, and photo gallery. [Submitterated by chriscombs] |
Follow Boing Boing at the new Digg Posted: 26 Aug 2010 08:46 AM PDT Freshly relaunched and redesigned, Digg v4 is out of Beta. Users of the site should check out Boing Boing's page. |
Cat, unaware of video camera, drops middle-aged woman into trash can Posted: 26 Aug 2010 08:55 AM PDT |
Provocative critique of Eminem's "Love the Way You Lie" video Posted: 26 Aug 2010 08:51 AM PDT "Not wearing a shirt only makes you look like a better fighter, but you'll still need to sneak up on your target and hit them in the face with a bottle. This next sentence is 100% accurate: I could take out Dominic Monaghan, Megan Fox, and Eminem, all together, even if they were all armed with toasters and I was asleep in a bathtub."—The Last Psychiatrist critiques a new Eminem video over which many pundits are wringing hands, due to its theme of domestic violence. [via danah] |
Gentleman arrested after yelling at his bicycle Posted: 26 Aug 2010 08:35 AM PDT A 68-year-old man in Florida was arrested after yelling at his bicycle in a gas station parking lot. The police affadavit reports that customers were upset by an "obscene argument the defendant was having with his bicycle." (via Bikehugger) |
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