Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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If chess were redesigned by MMORPG developers

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 01:50 AM PST

AKMA sez, "As I was walking to work I started thinking about some of the reasons I got tired of playing World of Warcraft, and this angle occurred to me...."
After millennia in beta, Échecs Games presents the interactive strategy game for the twenty-first century: Shah-mat 64.0!

• More character possibilities -- now any unit can be any colour or gender! Male queens, female bishops, chartreuse rooks!

• New game board maps featuring additional continents and unoccupied areas -- no reason ever to go back to boring original 64 squares!

• No more grinding through tedious opening levels -- move quickly into endgame content!

• New bosses -- more powerful pieces, but they move entirely predictably and unintelligently!

• New special moves: dimensional portal allows King escape to any unoccupied square in the game!

If Chess Were Invented By MMOG Developers (Thanks, AKMA!)

(Image: Chess vortex, a Creative Commons Attribution image from fdecomite's photostream)



Super Punch's webby Tarot

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 11:39 PM PST


In celebration of its third bloggaversary, the excellent Super Punch has asked a collection of talented web-artists to create a Super Punch Tarot -- a webby deck inspired by the eclectic and wonderful. Shown here, Queen of Hearts by Stéphane Massa-Bidal and Six of Cups by Jerrod Maruyama. Kawaii Jabba and Slave Leia.

Introducing the Super Punch Tarot



Apocalyptic short story about apocalypses will leave you moved, glum

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 11:32 PM PST

The latest Futurismic short-story is an incredibly grim but sweetly smartassed apocalyptic tale called "Tupac Shakur and the End of the World," by Sandra McDonald. Tupac is the story of band of survivors of a plague that paralyses its victims and leaves them to die; as Susan, the narrator, slogs down the Interstate to Orlando, she has plenty of time to ruminate on what makes apocalypse stories so compelling. Neat narrative trick, and carried off well. Great way to cure your early-March-happiness.

The worst part - well, one of the worst parts, disregarding the collapse of modern civilization - is that it was my own stupid choice to leave Florida in the first place, and here I am spending my last days trying to get back there. I don't have the Creep yet but let's not pretend I'm special or mysteriously immune. I'm not the plucky heroine of a summer blockbuster who will find true love (shaggy-haired Brendan Fraser would be nice, or Daniel Craig with his icy blue eyes) and then become matriarch of a community of ragtag survivors. I'm just me - Susan Donoghue, thirty-one, former textbook writer, currently hiking down I-95 in North Carolina armed with a .45 handgun, pepper spray, and a hunting knife. I won't let anyone touch me.

Let's not pretend, either, that I'm on anything but a fool's errand. My sister Marie, her husband Mike, and my baby niece Monica are probably already dead. The best I'll be able to do is bury them. Take their hardened, Creepified bodies and put them in the dirt, then drop down beside them.

With me on this southbound hike are Lazy Lamar, Crazy Chris, Tipsy Tina and Jumping Jack. The alliterative nicknames were Tina's idea - some trick she used to do as an icebreaker when she used to teach equal opportunity seminars in Baltimore. The only one I really trust is Jumping Jack. He and I left Brooklyn eighteen days ago. He's a lot like Brendan Fraser, except gay. He wants to die in Miami.

NEW FICTION: TUPAC SHAKUR AND THE END OF THE WORLD by Sandra McDonald

(Image: The Apocalypse Is a "Once in a Lifetime" Thing! a Creative Commons Attribution photo from Sister72's photostream)



Profile of ex-narc who's declared war on the "War on Drugs"

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 11:22 PM PST

Here's a great, long profile of Barry Cooper, the ex-narc whose new reality TV show sets up stings for dirty drug cops and videos them making illegal busts and searches:

Several months ago, Officer Nassour had stumbled upon a little black bag at a self-serve car wash in Liberty Hill. Inside, he discovered a drug ledger written in Spanish, a glass stem seemingly burned on one end, $45, some beers, a half-eaten peanut butter sandwich, a pair of red and blue 3D glasses and various other personal effects. Wedged in the top of the vynil lunchbox, a cleverly disguised GPS tracking device.

In the words of Admiral Ackbar, it was a trap, laid by Cooper who'd called in an anonymous tip about a suspicious package.

Cooper said that Nassour was specifically targeted that evening because he'd seen video, sent to his Web site by a reader, which showed the officer forcing his drug dog to false alert on a vehicle, thereby giving probable cause for a search.

Crouched behind bushes near the car wash, Barry had his camera leveled at the officer. The goal was to catch Nassour on video stealing the money, then pick a time later on to confront the officer with a camera crew, ambush-news style.

On the video, Officer Nassour can be seen flipping the top of the box open and peering inside, then returning to his car and driving away.

Barry Cooper: Drug War Insurgent (via Beyond the Beyond)

But what will the rest of the world eat?

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 11:01 PM PST



Cyberwar hype was cooked up to sell Internet-breaking garbage to the military

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 10:44 PM PST

Have you been hearing a lot of gloom-and-doom talk about the need for American "cyberwar" preparedness lately? The coming cyberwar threat? Cybergeddon?

Me too.

Wired's Ryan Singel makes a good case in this article that cyberwar hype -- like terrorism hype -- has been fuelled by government contractors who have a product to sell, and who don't give a damn about the consequences to the net or to freedom. In this case, it's Michael McConnell, the Bush adminstration's director of national intelligence, now working as vice president at the "secretive defense contracting giant" Booz Allen Hamilton. He's been going before Congress and in the op-ed pages of the WaPo to declare that cyberwar is coming, and that we need to break the Internet so that every online action can be traced to a person and a place by the NSA.

For years, McConnell has wanted the NSA (the ultra-secretive government spy agency responsible for listening in on other countries and for defending classified government computer systems) to take the lead in guarding all government and private networks. Not surprisingly, the contractor he works for has massive, secret contracts with the NSA in that very area. In fact, the company, owned by the shadowy Carlyle Group, is reported to pull in $5 billion a year in government contracts, many of them Top Secret.

Now the problem with developing cyberweapons -- say a virus, or a massive botnet for denial-of-service attacks, is that you need to know where to point them. In the Cold War, it wasn't that hard. In theory, you'd use radar to figure out where a nuclear attack was coming from and then you'd shoot your missiles in that general direction. But online, it's extremely difficult to tell if an attack traced to a server in China was launched by someone Chinese, or whether it was actually a teenager in Iowa who used a proxy.

That's why McConnell and others want to change the internet. The military needs targets.

Cyberwar Hype Intended to Destroy the Open Internet

PublicACTA: a people's copyright treaty summit, NZ, 10 April 2010

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 10:41 PM PST

Gnat sez, "The final round of ACTA negotiations will be in New Zealand, 12-16 April. In the days before that, InternetNZ (which runs the .nz domain) will host an open conference called PublicACTA in Wellington. The idea is to get Internet experts, technology lawyers, and the public involved and heard. The outputs of the conference will be given to the NZ negotiators ahead of the final round."
ACTA could affect everyone's rights on the Internet. Proposals from some countries seek to go beyond New Zealand's current public position. It is therefore very important that there is a forum for public discussion," says [InternetNZ Policy Director] Carter.

"The aim of PublicACTA is to raise the public's concerns, seek improvements to the Agreement, and provide an opportunity for people to connect and discuss the issues. The output will be an agreed statement that the public and interested organisations can sign up to, to be delivered to New Zealand Government negotiators and politicians."

Kiwis are blooded and proven copyfighters: they've been through the wars over three-strikes rules for their nation's copyright laws, and prevailed. They will kick all kinds of ACTA ass next month, mark my words.

InternetNZ to take public message to ACTA negotiators (Thanks, Nat!)



Petition to make "Hella" the prefix for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 10:36 PM PST

Carl sez, "A petition to make Hella- the official SI prefix for 10^27, for measuring things bigger than Yotta- (the prefix for (US) billion trillion). For instance: 'the sun (mass of 2.2 hellatons) would release energy at 0.3 hellawatts.' It would also come in handy for eventually measuring Internet traffic and US national debt."

The Official Petition to Establish "Hella-" as the SI Prefix for 10^27

List of SI prefixes

(Thanks, Carl!)



Piano built into a dining room table

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 10:29 PM PST


Here's a nice space-saving design: an electric piano integrated into a dining room table, photographed by Joost van Brug. This could be a lot more space-saving if they'd built it into a small dining room table -- that thing is bigger than my apartment!

Georg Bohle Piano Table (Thanks, Marilyn!)



Architectural fan-drawings of classic sitcom houses

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 10:24 PM PST


Jay sez, "MARK BENNETT (b 1956) is a Santa Monica, CA letter carrier. A compulsive television watcher in his youth, he makes careful observations of the sets inhabited by popular tv shows, transforming them into fully realized architectural drawings. Wicked fun."

Mark Bennett - Mark Moore Gallery (Thanks, Jay!)



iPad case with wings

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 08:12 PM PST

il_fullxfull.125952920_rect540.jpeg I would never buy this, but I give it props for being equal parts creative and kinda nasty. It's $30.

Etsy (via Geeksugar)

NASA: Chile quake shortened earth's days, bumped planet off axis

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 07:52 PM PST

The magnitude 8.8 earthquake that hit Chile over the weekend—killing hundreds, and leaving hundreds of thousands homeless—may have shortened the length of each Earth day, according to JPL research scientist Richard Gross.
earth.jpg He computed how Earth's rotation should have changed as a result of the Feb. 27 quake. Using a complex model, he and fellow scientists came up with a preliminary calculation that the quake should have shortened the length of an Earth day by about 1.26 microseconds (a microsecond is one millionth of a second).

Perhaps more impressive is how much the quake shifted Earth's axis. Gross calculates the quake should have moved Earth's figure axis (the axis about which Earth's mass is balanced) by 2.7 milliarcseconds (about 8 centimeters, or 3 inches). Earth's figure axis is not the same as its north-south axis; they are offset by about 10 meters (about 33 feet).

Chilean Quake May Have Shortened Earth Days (NASA.gov)

[Image: Earth, as seen through NASA's Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer aboard the Terra satellite.]



Guru of Gang Starr in coma after heart attack

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 06:59 PM PST

guru.jpg Terrible terrible news. Legendary emcee Guru, one-half of the oldschool hiphop act Gang Starr, suffered a cardiac episode over the weekend and is now in a coma according to multiple sources. More: HipHopDX, allhiphop.com, TMZ, Animal, MTV, Billboard. Details are thin, but we do know that he was hospitalized in New York.

Born Keith Elam, his stage name is an acronym for "Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal." No kidding, man. Embedded above, a classic Gang Starr track: Mass Appeal. Get well, Guru.

(Thanks, Susannah Breslin)

Dinosaur-eating snake will rock your world

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 06:22 PM PST

A 12-foot-long snake that ate baby dinosaurs—possibly the most metal thing in paleontology. Plus, look at that artistic fossil reconstruction, just look at it.



Chanel selling temporary bling tattoos

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 06:08 PM PST

chanelth.jpg Oh for croissant's sake, Chanel! Why not just open up a Jersey Shore outlet store while you're at it. What's next, Ed Hardy Nº 5? God help them, Coco. And $75 a pop. Perhaps it's for vajazzlers.

LES TROMPE-L'OEIL DE CHANEL (Chanel.com, via Sandro Alberti)

17 meals, 5 dishes, 1 chicken, 0 mayonnaise

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 06:00 PM PST

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Cheap, Healthy, Good is one of my favorite recipe blogs. Today, I noticed a challenge post of theirs from last year that breaks down the details of an inscrutable magic trick I never managed to successfully learn from my elders: Getting a couple weeks worth of food out of one roasted chicken. The rules:

  • The budget - for EVERYTHING - was $25.
  • I had to use as much food already in my pantry as possible.
  • Each meal had to feed at least two people.
  • Bonus points for leftovers.
  • The chicken had to be used up within a few days, so it wouldn't go bad.
  • The meals had to have reasonable variety, preferably from a range of cuisines. It couldn't be Chicken with Spaghetti on Day 1, then Chicken with Penne on Day 2.
  • The meals had to have very little added fat, since the leftover chicken would provide most of it.

The results look so fabulous that I think I'm going to give this a shot next week. How about you? How far have you stretched a chicken?

Image courtesy Flickr user thebittenworld.com, via CC



Rod Stewart doesn't play good Rod Stewart music anymore, but these guys do

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 06:13 PM PST

Thanks Mark. Very happy to be here. Let's get started... I've lived in Massachusetts for 24 years, but in the first half of the '90s I spent a lot of time in Nashville. I worked as a reissue producer, compiling box sets of veteran country and blues performers. Some of the projects were fun, some were more challenging, but it was always great being in Music City. lloyd.jpgOne of the many musicians I met during my trip to Nashville was Bill Lloyd. You may know him as half of the popular country-rock duo Foster and Lloyd, but he's produced, recorded with, or written for dozens of acts you love, from Carl Perkins to Cheap Trick. (Disclosure: He contributed to my Sandinista Project a few years back.) One of Lloyd's more intriguing ongoing projects is The Long Players. When the spirit moves them, Lloyd and the Long Players, an ever-changing group of Nashville's finest, gallop through a classic rock'n'roll album. They've played through plenty of the usual suspects -- Blonde on Blonde, My Aim Is True, After the Gold Rush -- and they've stayed consistently true to the spirit of the originals but, at their best, just a bit wilder.

RodStewart.jpgI wish I was going to be in Nashville on Saturday night because they'll be performing maybe my favorite-ever album, Rod Stewart's Every Picture Tells a Story. Yeah, I know: Rod hasn't made an interesting album since the Nixon Administration (and the first Nixon Administration at that), but he was once as good as rock'n'roll got.

Every Picture Tells a Story is Stewart's bid for rock-and-roll immortality, an ambitious record in a variety of senses (he wants Elvis's wallet as well as his gifts) and dwarfs other such attempts, even successful ones like Jimi Hendrix's Are You Experienced? Stewart's third solo album is an all-encompassing work: Stewart demands attention from everyone on every level. His imaginative songwriting is rife with telling detail: The hair-combing scene in "Every Picture Tells a Story," the morning-after madness in "Maggie May," and the weather report in "Mandolin Wind" are all the products of a man in love with the world and his ability to describe that world and reassure himself.

The performances exceed the writing, especially on the outside tunes, which thrive on Stewart's devotion to them. "(I Know) I'm Losing You" is a hard-rock version of the Temptations hit that Stewart recorded with his sometime band the Faces. Stewart knows not to mimic the Motown original: He accepts the Sun dictum that personal expression far outlasts attempts to copy, that copying is in itself not merely fruitless but intolerable. Stewart puts across Tim Hardin's "(Find a) Reason to Believe" as an organ-driven call for moxie in the face of resignation, and on the mostly acoustic take on Bob Dylan's aching "Tomorrow Is a Long Time," Stewart is even more determined. Much of the time, the characters in Every Picture Tells a Story find themselves in a desperate condition, and what upraises them is the confidence of the narrator.

Such endurance is most apparent on "Every Picture Tells a Story" and "Maggie May," a pair of shattering acoustic hard-rock numbers about young men (or old boys, your call) gaining experience in ways they never expected or intended. These two songs, among the most durable pop-music offerings of the century, are so bold, so honest about their doubts, so willing and able to transcend their immediate difficulties, that they fulfill the dreams Woody Guthrie gave life to in "Bound for Glory." On Every Picture Tells a Story, Rod Stewart is an undeniable, as welcome, as any singer will ever be.

Rod is long done with that now, of course, but the record is still very much alive. If you're in Nashville on March 6, go to The Mercy Lounge and witness The Long Ryders with special guests including Dan Baird, Warner Hodges, and Radney Foster as they keep this record alive.



Not a lie: Valve updates Portal with secret radio broadcast images

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 08:27 PM PST

portalsstvimages.jpg This afternoon's best mystery from the new reigning champs of brilliantly artful viral campaigns: a seemingly innocuous new update to the PC version of Valve's cult hit puzzle game Portal has turned out to be far more than anyone expected, and could be the first instance of using a three year old game itself to hint at future titles. The update's changelog only wryly stated that Valve had "changed radio transmission frequency to comply with federal and state spectrum management regulations", causing players to note that each section of the game had been updated with a new radio object. At first glance, the new radios appeared to be the same that otherwise normally existed inside the game, which simply chirped out a samba version of the game's iconic end-theme song. Only later was it discovered that these new radios each contain a hidden audio file that's transmitted when you carry them to one particular point in each of the game's levels. Thanks to the Steam forum's overeager detectives, we've already learned that the most perplexing of these pirate transmissions are in fact SSTV encoded photographs -- the same used by shortwave operators to transmit images over the air -- each watermarked with the Aperture Science logo to stem any doubt about their authenticity. Follow the ongoing investigations here, and ponder, via Shawn Elliott, in-game lore tying the Half Life universe to Portal's via a character who "is cunning enough to encrypt... photographs, coordinates, blueprints and hailing frequencies within her message." Changed radio transmission frequency to comply with federal and state spectrum manage - Steam Users' Forums

Guest blogger: Jimmy Guterman!

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 05:48 PM PST

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We're happy to have Jimmy Guterman here as a guest blogger for the next two weeks.

We've covered some of Jimmy's work here previously, both when he edited Release 2.0 for O'Reilly (example) and when he made his Sandinista Project Clash tribute free for a day, something he says he may do again over the next two weeks. And he wrote an appreciation of Bob Moog for me at Make. In addition to producing records and writing a bunch of books about rock'n'roll, he's edited many entertainment, business, and management publications; he's currently winding down a stint as executive editor of MIT Sloan Management Review.

Some of the topics Jimmy says are on his mind these days: the latest in prewar country blues bootlegs, the case against productivity porn, why The A-Team went downhill when they stopped doing welding montages, why his theremin lessons went nowhere, the latest in diabetes technology, writing and his novel-in-progress, what unreleased Clash material needs to be released right now, why Hog Bay Software is awesome, Dawn Powell, the physics behind Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, generally accepted management wisdom that is really stupid, information design, Patricia Highsmith, how switching to the Mac is like getting out of an abusive marriage, his crush on Cindy McCain, reasons to hate the Kindle that even Cory hasn't thought of, what Marcel Proust and SpongeBob SquarePants have in common, why worshipping Paula Fox is a good idea, and the time he was almost a dot-com millionaire for 5 minutes and 17 seconds.

Welcome aboard, Jimmy. (You can write him here.)

Building a better hot dog

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 05:41 PM PST

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"If you were to take the best engineers in the world and asked them to design a perfect plug for a child's airway, you couldn't do better than a hot dog." That's according to a doctor with the American Academy of Pediatrics.

To solve the problem, Fast Company set design firm RKS to the task of creating a less-deadly processed meat paste sausage. Their solution was this spiral dog, the result of some delightful experiments with a Play-Doh Fun Factory.

(Via Popular Science)

Photo taken by RKS



Bad Brains, the documentary

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 05:43 PM PST

Via Dangerous Minds: word of a documentary film on the profoundly influential hardcore band Bad Brains, following the band from 1979 to now. The first punk show I ever saw, when I was too young to legally get into clubs. They changed my life. It was exactly like this.

Epic Beard Man, the documentary

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 05:10 PM PST

epicbeardth.jpg Thomas Bruso, known on the internet as "Epic Beard Man," is the subject of a documentary which focuses on the release of a violent viral video that made him famous. Video: Part 1, Part 2.

(Thanks, Sean Bonner, via Blame it On the Voices)

Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 08:24 PM PST


Nothing I can say here will make this any better. (Thanks Jim and Steve!)

Biggest-ever ACTA leak: secret copyright treaty dirty laundry motherlode

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:54 PM PST

Michael Geist sez,
On the heels of the leak of various country positions on ACTA transparency, today an even bigger leak has hit the Internet. A new European Union document prepared several weeks ago canvasses the Internet and Civil Enforcement chapters, disclosing in complete detail the proposals from the U.S., the counter-proposals from the EU, Japan, and other ACTA participants. The 44-page document also highlights specific concerns of individual countries on a wide range of issues including ISP liability, anti-circumvention rules, and the scope of the treaty. This is probably the most significant leak to-date since it goes even beyond the transparency debate by including specific country positions and proposals.

The document highlights significant disagreement on a range of issues. For example, on the issue of anti-circumvention legislation and access controls, the U.S. wants it included per the DCMA, but many other countries, including the EU, Japan, and New Zealand do not, noting that the WIPO Internet treaties do not require it.

I've posted brief summary of the key findings, but much more study is needed.

Major ACTA Leak: Internet and Civil Enforcement Chapters With Country Positions

€10,000 scratch card winner eats ticket

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:53 PM PST

Ryanair has been handing out scratch cards to their passengers as part of a prize competition. On a flight from Poland to the UK, one gentleman won €10,000. He asked the flight crew for his money on the spot. When they told him that he couldn't collect his money until the plane had landed, he became upset and ate the ticket.

Frustrated Ryanair passenger eats winning scratchcard

Short film about 1962 World's Fair in Seattle

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:39 PM PST


From the wonderful Prelinger Archives on Archive.org, a teen couple "romps through the futuristic landscape of the Seattle World's Fair, centered in the Bell System pavilion." My favorite part was the pigeon in the Skinner box, about 4 minutes in. (Thanks, Eric!)

Gentleman holding coffee walks into glass door

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 04:04 PM PST

coffeeth.jpgUpdate: I've swapped out the video embed in this post with a version that doesn't include obnoxious ads. This embed, and more about the incident, at mullen.com.

This simple video is a thing of beauty: Man holding coffee walks into glass door. (via Jesse Dylan)

How to build a backyard chicken coop

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:14 PM PST

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My friend Erik Knutzen of Homegrown Evolution wrote a short article on the important things to keep in mind when designing and building a henhouse and a chicken run. He knows what he's talking about and the information he provides is essential for backyard poultry keepers.

My four ladies sleep in a hen house that is a 4-foot by 4-foot foot waterproof wooden box with a tin roof. I use high quality (dust free) wood shavings on the floor which I clean out every week, depositing the litter into a compost pile. The hen house also contains a nesting box that I built myself out of plywood. Check out some nice plans for nesting boxes here. Mine is 12"x12"x12". Chickens like a tight space to lay their eggs, so don't make it any bigger than that. Plan on having one box for every four hens. The nesting box should be kept full of straw or wood shavings. Ideally the nesting box is inside the hen house--hens like a dark, secure place to lay their eggs. In cold climates you will need to insulate the hen house well and keep their water from freezing.
How To Build a Backyard Chicken Coop

Interview with wife of jailed Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:09 PM PST

Jailed dissident Liu Xiaobo wrote to his wife, Liu Xia: "Even if I am crushed into powder, I will embrace you with the ashes." The author of the Charter 08 call for reforms in China has been in jail for 11 years. (via @ronamaynard)

Will Leitch on how Roger Ebert drew him to journalism

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:30 PM PST

Deadspin's Will Leitch has a beautiful post up explaining how movie critic, cancer survivor, and cultural icon Roger Ebert drew him to journalism. (via Susannah Breslin and @nicknotned)

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